yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
You have to summon your inner elephant
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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