Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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