Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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