No awkward lesbian experiences without me
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
sex in a hospital.. check
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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