Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Apparently you make a good broom.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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