Got a toothbrush?
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
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