In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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