I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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