I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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