Do vagina's smell?
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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