Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
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