I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
I see more hoeing in ur future
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