next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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