Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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