Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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