I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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