Sponge bath it is.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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