Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
