is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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