Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Randomize
