9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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