Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Operation Purity has been aborted
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
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