Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Randomize