There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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