My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
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