Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
how can u be prego again
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I enjoy the company of your penis
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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