i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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