that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
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