their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
