Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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