yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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