Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
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