what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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