It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
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