i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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