Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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