So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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