are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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