just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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