i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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