Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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