my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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