A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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