okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
It was a blind-side dick pic.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
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