Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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