Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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