Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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