talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Ketchup is God's man juice
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
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