I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Holy shit dude........stairs
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
