Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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