Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
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