I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
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Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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