I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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