You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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