You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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